Funny Jokes - Anti-men jokes
A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.
What's the difference between a penis and a prick?
A penis is fun, sexy and satisfying. A prick is the guy who owns it.
Did you hear that Viagra now comes in a nasal spray? It's for Dickheads!
Men are like bagpipes... You won't get anything unless you blow them first
Why don't men wear tight underwear? It cuts off circulation to the brain!
What's the definition of a bastard? A man who bonks you all night with a 2 inch penis, then kisses you goodbye with a 12 inch tongue.
Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven? Because if they all went, it would be Hell.
Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women? When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.
What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups? Put the remote control between his toes.
Why are all dumb blonde jokes one liners? So men can understand them.
Why did God create man before woman? Because you're always supposed to have a rough draft before creating your masterpiece.
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