Funny Jokes - Bar Prostitute
A guy is hanging out in his favorite bar when he spots
a fabulous babe walking in on the arm of some ugly
schlep. He asks the bartender about her and is
surprised to discover that she's a prostitute. He
watches her the rest of the night, amazed that someone
so attractive could be available to him.
The next night he goes back to the bar, and sure enough
she shows up again, only this time alone. The guy gets
up his nerve and approaches her. 'Is it true you're a
prostitute?'
'Why, sure, big boy. What can I do for you?'
'Well, I dunno. What do you charge?'
'I get $100 just for a handjob. We can negotiate from
there.'
'$100 For a handjob? Are you nuts?'
'You see that Ferrari out there?'
The guy looks out the front door, and sure enough
there's a shiny new Ferrari parked outside.
'I paid cash for that Ferrari with the money I made on
handjobs. Trust me, it's worth it.'
The guy mulls it over for a while, and decides what the
hell. He leaves with her, and gets the most
unbelievable experience he's ever had. This handjob was
better than any complete sexual experience in his
miserable life.
The next night he's back at the bar, waiting eagerly
for her to show up. When she does, he immediately
approaches her.
'Last night was incredible'
'Of course it was. Just wait 'til you try one of my
blowjobs.'
'How much is that?'
'$500'
'$500? C'mon, that's ridiculous.'
'You see that apartment building across the street?'
The guy looks out front at a 12 story apartment
building.
'I paid cash for that building with the money I made on
blowjobs. Trust me, it's worth it.'
Based on the night before, the guy decides to go for
it. He leaves with her, and once again is not
disappointed. He nearly blacks out twice from the
pleasure he receives.
The next night he can hardly contain himself until she
shows up. 'I'm hooked, you're the best Tell me, what'll
it cost me for some pussy?'
She motions for him to follow her outside. She points
down the street, where between the buildings he can see
Manhattan. 'You see that island?'
'Aw, c'mon, You can't mean that.'
She nods her head. 'You bet. If I had a pussy, I'd own
Manhattan'
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