Funny Jokes - Box of Tampax, please
Two little boys go into the grocery store. One is nine, one is four. The nine year old grabs a box of tampons from the shelf and carries it to the register for check-out.
The cashier asks 'Oh, these must be for your mom, huh?' The nine year old replies 'Nope, not for my mom.'
Casher- 'Well they must be for your sister then?' Nine year old - 'Nope, not for my sister either.'
Cashier, curious now- 'Oh. Not for your mom and not for your sister, who are they for?'
The nine year old says 'They're for my four year old little brother.' The cashier is surprised -'Your four year old little brother??'
The nine year old explains: 'Well yeah, they say on TV if you wear one of these you can swim or ride a bike and my little brother can't do either of them'
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