Funny Jokes - Green horse
Once upon a time, there was a very wealthy, but very shy, and very lonely, young man, who lived in the country.
It so happened that a bridle path went through his back yard. One day, a beautiful young girl rode her horse along the bridle path and through his yard. He fell in love with her on sight, but gwas too shy to follow her.
The next day, at the same time, the girl rode past again.
Again, the young man was too shy to pursue her. This went on for weeks, and the young man fell ever more deeply in love with her, and his frustration grew, and he cursed his shyness. He decided he must do something; but what?
It came to him in a flash; he would paint his horse green, and tie it up by the bridle path; surely the girl would notice this and ask him about it, and he could speak to her!
That morning, he painted his horse green, tied it up by the bridle path where the girl was sure to see it, and waited anxiously. Sure enough, she rode past; when she saw the horse, she stopped, and, eyes wide, said, 'Oh! You have a
green horse!'
The young man said, 'Yeah, wanna fuck?'
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