Funny Jokes - Hot Dog
A man went to have plastic surgery on his penis.
The surgeon examined him and asked, 'What happened?'
'Well, doc, I live in a trailer camp,' the man explained, 'And from where I am I can see this lovely chick next door. She's blonde and built like a brick shithouse. She's so horny that every night I see her take a hot dog from the refrigerator and stick it in a hole in the floor of her trailer. Then she gets down and masturbates herself on the hot dog.'
'And?' prompted the doctor.
'Well, I felt this was a lot of wasted pussy, so one day I got under the trailer and when she put the hot dog in the hole, I removed it and substituted my dick.'
'It was a great idea and everything was going well. Then someone knocked at the door, she jumped off my hot dog and tried to kick it under the stove.'
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