Funny Jokes - James Bond
James Bond is sitting next to a particularly attractive young lady at a bar, and he keeps glancing at his watch. Noticing this rather odd behaviour, the young lady leans across to 007:
'Excuse me, but you keep looking at your wach. Are you waiting for someone?'
'No' replies the intrepid secret agent. 'Q gave me this watch, it's our latest piece of field equipment. It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.'
'Really,' says the girl, intrigued. 'What's it telling you about me, then?'
'Well,' says Bond, 'it's telling me you're not wearing any knickers!'
The girl laughs out loud. 'Well you'll have to tell your friend Q that it's not working right, because I AM wearing knickers!'
Bond looks at the watch and taps the dial.
'Damn thing's an hour fast!'
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