Funny Jokes - Polish Hitchhiker
Staush was hitchhiking to California and got picked up by a truck driver. The driver was in a hurry and could not make any stops. About 20 miles down the road Staush said, 'I have to take shit!'
The driver said, 'I don't have the time to stop.'
Staush replied, 'Got to shit!'
The driver pulled over and said, 'Go down over the hill and take a shit and hurry up.'
Ten minutes passed, and no Staush had not returned. The driver hollered, 'Hurry up!' Staush asked if he had any toilet paper. The driver replied, 'No! wipe your ass on a dollar.
After a while, Staush came up the hill with shit all over him. The driver said, 'How did you get shit all over yourself?'
Staush replied, 'You ever try to wipe ass on three quarters two dimes and a nickel?'
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