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While I was flying down the road yesterday (only 10 mph over the speed limit) I noticed a cop with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge. The cop pulled me over, walked up to the car and asked me, 'What's the hurry?'

I replied, 'I'm late for work.'

'Oh yeah,' said the cop, 'what do you do?'

I responded, 'I'm a rectum stretcher.'

The cop said 'What's..... a rectum stretcher, and what does a rectum stretcher do?'

I said, 'Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand, then I work until I can get both
hands in there and then I slowly stretch it until it's about 6 foot wide.'

The cop asked me, 'What the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?'

I simply replied, 'You give him a radar gun and park him on top of a bridge...'

The ticket -- $ 95.00. The look on his face - PRICELESS

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