Funny Jokes - Singles Resort
A man and a woman meet at a single's resort and become infatuated with one another. The man decides that he doesn't want to foil this relationship, so he will be honest with the lady. 'I have to tell you the truth, I have a problem.'
'What is it?' the woman asks.
'I'm obsessed with golf. You will not see me at weekends, as I will be on the course.'
'Since you are being so honest I will tell you something about myself. I am a hooker.'
The man thought for a bit, and then replied, “That’s no trouble, we can fit that. Just keep your head down, and make sure your left arm is straight.”
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