Funny Jokes - The Fighter Pilot
Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day, and love is in the air.
Marie leans over to Pierre and says: 'Pierre, kiss me!'
Our hero grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips.
'What are you doing, Pierre?' says the startled Marie.
'I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I have red wine!'
She smiles and they start kissing. When things began to heat up a little, Marie says: 'Pierre, kiss me lower.'
Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and starts pouring it all over her breasts.
'Pierre! What are you doing?' asks the bewildered Marie.
'I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I have white wine!'
They resume their passionate interlude and things really steam up. Marie leans close to his ear and whispers: 'Pierre, kiss me lower!'
Our hero rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in her lap. He then strikes a match and sets it on fire. Marie shrieks and dives into the river. Standing waist deep, Marie throws her arms up and screams furiously: 'PIERRE, WHAT IN HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?'
Our hero stands up, defiantly, and says:
'I am Pierre, the fighter pilot. If I go down, I go down in flames!'
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