Funny Jokes - The Naming o' Scots
A wee lad enters a Highland pub, and is immediately accosted by an old man sitting next tae him
'Luik, lad! Dae ye see tha' pier tha' gaes oot intae the loch, straight and true, far as ye can see? I built tha! But dae they call me Donalbain the Carpenter? Nae.'
'And dae ye see tha' drystane wall, stretchin aloong all the fields there? Wi' me oon twa hands I built it, pulling up the stones from the field m'sel. But dae they call me Donalbain the Mason? Nae.'
'And dae ye see those crops, those cows, those horses? All o' them are mine, I dae all the wairk! But dae they call me Donalbain the Farmer? Nae!'
'But ye buigger one sheep...'
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