Funny Jokes - The Sunbather
The well-proportioned woman spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of her hotel. She wore a bathing suit the first day, but on the second, she decided that no one could see her way up there, so she slipped out of it for an overall tan.
She'd hardly had time to strip when she heard someone running up the stairs. She was lying on her stomach, so she just pulled a towel over her butt.
'Excuse me, miss,' said the flustered assistant manager, out of breath from running up the hotel stairs. 'We don't mind your sunbathing on the roof, but we would appreciate it if you would wear a bathing suit as you did yesterday.'
'What difference does it make?' the blonde asked. 'No one can see me up here, and besides, I'm covered with a towel.'
'Not exactly,' said the embarrassed hotelier. 'You're lying on the dining room skylight.'
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