Funny Jokes - Travelling by plane
A man traveling by plane was in urgent need of using the restroom.
Each time he tried to use it, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested he use the ladies room but she cautioned him against pressing any of the buttons. The buttons were marked 'WW', 'WA', 'PP' and 'ATR'.
Making a fateful mistake many men make in disregarding what a woman says, he allowed his curiosity to get the best of him and decided to try the buttons anyway. He carefully pressed the first button, marked 'WW', and immediately warm water sprayed his entire bottom. he thought, 'Golly, the gals really got it made...' Still curious, he pressed the second button, marked 'WA' and warm air dried his entire bottom warmly and quickly. He thought that was out of his world. The button marked 'PP' caused a large powder puff to powder his bottom with sweet smelling silky powder. Well, naturally, he could not resist the last button marked 'ATR'.
When he woke up in the hospital, he panicked an buzzed the nurse. When she appeared he cried out, 'What happened? The last thing I remember, I was in the ladies room aboard a plane.'
The nurse replied 'Yes, you were having a great time until you pressed the last button 'ATR' which stands for Automatic Tampon Removal.
Your penis is under your pillow.
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