Funny Jokes - A Fishy Story
After a day fishing in the ocean a fisherman is walking from the pier
carrying two lobsters in a bucket. He is approached by the Game Warden
who asks him for his fishing license.
The fisherman says to the warden, 'I did not catch these lobsters, they
are my pets. Everyday I come done to the water and whistle and these
lobster jump out and I take them for a walk only to return them at the
end of the day.'
The warden, not believing him, reminds him that it is illegal to fish
without a license. The fisherman turns to the warden and says, 'If you
don't believe me then watch,' as he throws the lobsters back into the
water.
The warden says, 'Now whistle to your lobsters and show me that they will
come out of the water.'
The fisherman turns to the warden and says, 'What lobsters?
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