Funny Jokes - Bull Story
Three bulls heard through the grapevine that the rancher was going to bring yet another bull onto the ranch, and the prospect raised a discussion amongst them.
First Bull: ' Boys, we all know I've been here 5 years. Once we settled our differences, we agreed on which 100 of the cows would be mine. Now, I don't know were this newcomer is going to get his cows from, but I'm not giving him any of mine.'
Second Bull: 'That pretty much says it for me too. I've been here 3 years and have earned the right to the 50 cows we've agreed are mine. I'll fight till I run him off or kill him, but I'm keeping all my cows.'
Third Bull: 'I've only been here a year, and so far you guys have only let me have 10 cows to take care of. I may not be as big as you fellows yet, but I am young and virile, so I must keep all my cows.'
They had just finished their talk when an eighteen wheeler pulls in the middle of the pasture with only one animal in it; the biggest son of-a-bull these guys have ever seen. At 4700 pounds each step he took towards the ground strained the steel ramp to the breaking point.
First Bull: 'Ah-hem.........You know, its actually been some time since I really felt I was doing all my cows justice. Perhaps I can spare a few for our new friend.'
Second Bull: 'I'll have plenty of cows to take care of if I just stay on the opposite end of the pasture from him. I'm certainly not looking for a confrontation.
They look over at their young friend, the third bull, and find him pawing the dirt, shaking his horns and snorting.
First Bull: 'Son, let me give you some advice real quick. Let him have some of your cows and live to tell about it.'
Third Bull: 'Hell, he can have all the cows, I just making sure he knows I'm a bull.
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