Funny Jokes - Fighting with the wife !
A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened.
'Well, it was like this, ' said the man, 'I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for it and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball--stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake. '
'What did you do? ' asks the doctor.
'Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours! ''
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