Funny Jokes - Lettuce
A rabbit does his shopping every morning. One day he goes into a butchers shop. '' 'Scuse me, have you got any lettuce'' he says. '' No'', says the butcher '' I sell meat not lettuce''. '' Ok '' says the rabbit and he goes.
This happens every day for a week and the butcher gets really annoyed with the rabbit. ''Look'', he says ''if you come in here and ask me for meat once more I'll nail your big ears to the floor, ok?'' ''Fine'' says the rabbit and he leaves.
The next day, the rabbit goes to the butchers shop again. The butcher sees him and starts to tell him to leave when the rabbit says '' Excuse me, have you got any nails''.''No'' says the butcher. ''Oh, in that case have you got any lettuce!!
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