Funny Jokes - Pig stories
One day a man called the church office. He said, 'Can I speak to the head hog at the trough?'
The secretary thought she heard what he said, but said, 'I'm sorry, who?'
The caller repeated, 'Can I speak to the head hog at the trough?'
She said, 'Well, if you mean the preacher, then you may refer to him as 'Pastor,' or 'Brother,' but I prefer that you not refer to him as the 'head hog at the trough'!'
To this the man replied, 'Well, I was planning on giving $100,000 to the building fund....'
To this the secretary quickly responded 'Hang on, I think the big fat pig just walked in!'
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