Funny Jokes - Snailman
Sammy and Ralph were two snails who lived next door to each other and were very good friends. They looked so similar they could have been brothers. They were very competitive, and would spend their days pretending to be race cars. One bright day, they were arguing about their speeding prowess, when another of their friends suggested they race each other on a nearby road.
They both thought that was a marvelous idea. So, a whole group of snails followed the two out to the road, and settled themselves down to watch the race. Now, Sammy was a very considerate snail, and thought that the snails in the stands would like to be able to tell which snail was which, so he painted a gigantic S on his back. The race began, and Sammy was in the lead. Then, inch by inch, Ralph crept past him until he was in the lead! Sammy was moving as fast as he could, until, finally, with a great burst of speed, he flew by Ralph
-- while the snails in the stand were shouting, 'S car go! S car go!'
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