Funny Jokes - Story of a hare
There was once this man who was about to go away on holiday. Being the religeous type, he called at the chuch to ask the priest to gave him some holy water to take with him.
As the man was about 200 yards down the road a hare ran out into in front of him. He tried to brake but there wasn't enough space so he ended up squashing the unfortunate creature flat! He got out of the car to see if it was alive. He saw it wasn't, got out his holy water and sprinkled a few drops onto the
hare.
He was astonished when it suddenly jumped up and ran down the road. To make the situation even more peculiar, it turned and waved at him every few yards. The man was astounded by the miracle he had just witnessed. He went back and told the priest, who started to laugh. He said 'I gave you the wrong bottle. That wasn't holy water. It was hair restorer with a permanent wave!'
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