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Father Hennessy rose from his bed. It was a fine spring day and he walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside.

He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn. He promptly called the local police station. The conversation went like this:

'Top o' the day to ye. This is Sgt. Ryan. How might I help ye?'

'And the best of the day te yerself. This is Father Hennessy at St. Brigid's. There's a jackass lying dead in me front lawn. Would ye be so kind as to send a couple o' yer lads to take care of the matter?'

Sgt. Ryan, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk. 'Well now Father, it was always my impression that you people took care of last rites?'

There was dead silence on the line for a long moment. Father Hennessy then replied: 'Aye, that's certainly true, but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin.'

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