Funny Jokes - The truth flies
An old farmer was hauling a load of manure when he was stopped by a state trooper.
'You were speeding,' the cop said. 'I'm going to have to give you a ticket.'
'Yep,' the farmer said as he watched the trooper shoo away several flies.
'These flies sure are terrible,' the trooper complained.
'Yep,' the farmer said. 'Them are circle flies.'
'What's a circle fly?'
'Them flies that circle a horse's tail,' answered the farmer. 'Them are circle flies.'
'You wouldn't be calling me a horse's rear, would you?' the trooper angrily asked.
'Nope, I didn't,' the farmer replied. 'But you just can't fool them flies.'
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