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ITV Sports have just negotiated the rights to broadcast the World Origami Championships live from Tokyo.
Sadly, its only available on Paper View.
'And the back of his anorak was leaping up and down, and people were chucking money to him. I said 'Do you earn a living doing that?' He said 'Yes, this is my livelihood.'
My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. He was pulled in by a strong currant.
A man walks into doctor's office. 'What seems to be the problem?' asks the doc. 'It's... um... well... I have five penises.' replies the man. 'Blimey!' says the doctor, 'How do your trousers fit?' 'Like a glove.'
Answer phone message '....If you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key....'
What do you give a cannibal who is late for dinner? The cold shoulder.
A woman arrives at a bank with a fifty pound note stuck in each ear, and asks to see the manager. The cashier steps through to the managers office: 'There's a woman to see you, she's £100 in arrears.'
Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself.
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