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A man and his wife are in bed asleep. Around 3am they are woken by the sound of someone knocking on their front door downstairs. The guy gets up, goes to the window and opens it, only to look out to pitch blackness.

'Who's out there,' he yells. A voice from below calls out, 'I need a push'.

Afraid, the guy says, 'Get lost before I call the cops! It's 3 o'clock in the morning!' and slams the window. His wife rolls over and says, 'Listen, remember when our kids got stuck in their car late one night, and that couple helped them to get it started again? Wouldn't you want to do the same for someone else, regardless of the time?'

The guy thinks about this for a while and heads downstairs to lend the man a hand. He opens the front door, again to pitch blackness, and yells out, 'Hey! Do you still need a push? Where are you?'

'Yes, I do,' says the voice from the darkness. 'I'm over here on the swing.'

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