Funny Jokes - Motor Bus
Note: You may need to speak some Latin to understand this very well...
Motor Bus
by A.D.Godley
What is this that roareth thus?
Can it be a Motor Bus?
Yes, the smell and hideous hum
Indicat Motorem Bum!
Implet in the Corn and High*
Terror me Motoris Bi
Bo Motori clamitabo
Ne Motore caedar a Bo -**
Dative be or Ablative
So thou only let us live:
Whither shall thy victims flee?
Spare us, spare us, Motor Be!
Thus I sang, and still anigh
Came in hordes Motores Bi,
Et complebat omne forum
Copia Motorum Borum.
How shall wretches live like us
Cincti Bis Motoribus?
Domine, defende nos
Contra hos Motores Bos!
*Streets in Oxford
** So that I may not be killed by...
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