Funny Jokes - Two Tramps
Two tramps are walking along and one says to the other 'Jeez, you stink. You smell like you shit yourself!'
The second one replies 'No, I haven't.'
After a few more minutes the first one says 'Oh, come on! You must have
shit yourself! You really stink!'
The second one replies 'No, really - I haven't.'
After another few minutes and the first tramp can't stand it any longer,
so he grabs the back of the other one's pants and pulls them out to have a look.
Sure enough, what he sees reveals that he was correct. 'You're a pig and
a liar!' he yells. 'I knew you'd shit yourself!'
The other one innocently replies, 'Oh, I thought you meant today.'
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