Funny Jokes - Alligator Shoes
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of
Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes
in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the
high prices the local vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the 'no haggle'
attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted,
'Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I
can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!'
The shopkeeper said, 'By all means, be my guest. Maybe
you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!'
Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the
swamps, set on catching herself an alligator.
Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home, when
he spots the young woman standing waist deep in the
water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he sees a huge 9
foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She takes
aim, kills the creature and with a great deal of effort
hauls it on to the swamp bank. Laying nearby were
several more of the dead creatures.
The shopkeeper watches in amazement. Just then the
blonde flips the alligator on it's back, and
frustrated, shouts, 'Damn, this one isn't wearing any
shoes either!'
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