Funny Jokes - Blonde Joke
A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender,
“Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?“
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice,the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, sir, you should know five things:
1 - The bartender is a blonde girl. 2 - The bouncer is a blonde gal. 3 - I'm a 6 foot tall, 200 pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter. 5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?“
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, “Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.“
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