Funny Jokes - Funny food
Two women, one a brunette and one a blonde, are standing next to each other at a party. As they begin to make small talk, a man walks up to them and asks if they know where the crudities are.
The blonde slaps him and yells, 'We are not crude, we're classy!' The brunette points over to the veggies on the table next to them.
As he walks towards the table, another man walks up to the women, and asks, 'Excuse me, do you know where the punch line is?' The blonde turns to the brunette and says, 'Don't point- I got this one!' She daintily lifts her finger and points to the people standing next to the glass bowl filled with punch.
The man looks at her quizzically and turns towards the brunette.
'There is no punch line,' she replies. 'This joke just isn't funny!'
At that the blonde laughs.
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