Funny Jokes - God
Arsene Wenger dies and goes to heaven. On arrival there, he meets St.Peter at the gates. 'I don't want to cause any bother,' says the late Arsenal gaffer, 'but I won't be happy if Alex Ferguson's here. The man's an arsehole, and there's no way I'm spending eternity here with him around.'
'That's no problem,' says St.Peter, 'Sir Alex isn't here.'
'Fine,' says Wenger. A little while later while having an exploratory walkaround, Wenger comes comes up to an office door. On the door is a sign:
SIR ALEX FERGUSON
MANAGER
MANCHESTER UNITED FC
Wenger sprints back to the pearly gates and grabs St.Peter by the halo.
'Hey! You lied to me! You said Ferguson wasn't here, yet I just found his office!' Smiling, St.Peter manages to free himself from Wenger's grasp.
'No no no, you've got it all wrong. That's GOD's office!'
'God's office?'
'Yes! He thinks he's ALex Ferguson!'
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