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Funny Jokes - Hurricanes


Mike McGovern, a writer, objected to having a destructive hurricane named after his sweet niece, Emily. So in next day's NY Times, he submitted the following list of more appropriate hurricane names and how these storms might behave:

Hurricane Clinton - Moves right, then left again

Hurricane Powell - Heads directly for the White House

Hurricane Bush - Completely misses Middle America

Hurricane Perot - Small but annoying

Hurricane Dole - Eliminates roads, bridges and schools; spares only Kansas

Hurricane Madonna - Leaves clothes strewn everywhere

Hurricane Oprah - Gets smaller, then bigger again

Hurricane Wallace - Hard-hitting but lasts only 60 minutes

Hurricane Heidi - Blows the lid off Hollywood studios

Hurricane Jordan - Stops abruptly at its peak

Hurricane Dykstra - Devastates Atlanta and Toronto

Hurricane Foreman - Devours everything in sight

Hurricane Steinbrenner - Threatens to move towards New Jersey

Hurricane Trump - Uproots giant maples

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