Funny Jokes - Job interview with Famous People
Julius Caesar - My last job involved a lot ofvoffice politics and back stabbing. I'd like to get away from all that.
Jesse James - I can list among my experience and skills: leadership, extensive travel, logistical organization, intimate understanding of firearms, and a knowledge of security measures at numerous banks.
Marie Antoinette - My management style has been criticized, but I'd like to think of myself as a people person.
Joseph Guillotine - I can give your company a head start on the competition.
Hamlet - My position was eliminated in a hostile takeover.
Lucretia Borgia - My greatest accomplishment? after I took over the department, our competition just seemed to drop out of sight one by one.
Pandora - I can bring a lot to your company. I like discovering new things.
Genghis Khan - My primary talent is downsizing. On my last job, I downsized my staff, my organization, and the populations of several countries.
MacBeth - Would I go after my boss's job? Do I look like the kind of guy who would knock off his boss for a promotion?
Lady Godiva - What do mean this isn't business casual?
Elvis - My last boss and I... say, are you going to eat those fries?
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