Funny Jokes - The truth, the mirror & the candidates
Nader, Gore and Bush went to a fitness spa for some fun (if you believe Nader ever has fun) and relaxation (if you believe Gore ever relaxes).
After a healthy lunch, all three decided to visit the men's room and found a strange-looking gent sitting at the entrance who said, 'Welcome to the gentleman's room. Be sure to check out our latest feature: a mirror that, if you look into it and say something truthful, you will be rewarded with a wish. But be warned - if you say something false, you'll be sucked into the mirror to live in a void of nothingness for all eternity.'
They entered, and on finding the mirror Nader said, 'I think I'm the most truthful of us three.' In an instant he was surrounded by a pile of money, which I suppose he invested in tech stocks.
Gore stepped up and said, 'I think I'm the most ambitious of us three.' And he suddenly found the keys to a new Lexus in his hand, which he liked because it looked better than the Veep's car.
Excited over the possibility of having a wish come true, Bush looked in the mirror and said, 'I think...'
- and was promptly sucked into the void.
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