Children Jokes - Potential And Reality - Funny Jokes

Comment Generator

Customize V2

Games

Video Playlist

MySpace

Funny Jokes - Potential & Reality

A kid comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. "Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?"

His father looks up, thoughtfully, and then says, "I'll demonstrate. Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then go ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then come back and tell me what you've learned."

The kid is puzzled, but decides to ask his mother. "Mom, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Robert Redford?"

"Don't tell your father, but, yes, I would."

He then goes to his sister's room. "Sis, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Brad Pitt?"

She replies, "Omigod! Definitely!"

The kid goes back to his father. "Dad, I think I've figured it out. Potentially, we are sitting on two million bucks, but in reality, we are living with two sluts."

Next Funny Joke

Funny Jokes - Children Jokes

Funny Children Jokes - Jack And Jill
Funny Children Jokes - Are You Ready For Children
Funny Children Jokes - No Cavities
Funny Children Jokes - Urinate
Funny Children Jokes - Big Family
Funny Children Jokes - That S No Raisin
Funny Children Jokes - And In A Year Ill Be Five
Funny Children Jokes - Sex Education
Funny Children Jokes - Amelie Would Be Proud
Funny Children Jokes - God S Identity
Funny Children Jokes - Tigger Please

Funny Jokes - Children Jokes

Funny Children Jokes - Stone Surprise
Funny Children Jokes - Father S Day Product Placement
Funny Children Jokes - A Wrinkle In Time
Funny Children Jokes - Say Cheese
Funny Children Jokes - Blonde Boobies
Funny Children Jokes - Little Johnny Stands Up
Funny Children Jokes - Little Johnny Answers The Question
Funny Children Jokes - The Call Of Nature
Funny Children Jokes - Go Fish
Funny Children Jokes - Bring Your Daughter To Work Day

Funny Jokes - Children Jokes

Funny Children Jokes - Test Tube Baby
Funny Children Jokes - How Do You Catch A Squirrel
Funny Children Jokes - Dolly Parton S Kids
Funny Children Jokes - Geometry
Funny Children Jokes - Curious George
Funny Children Jokes - Chores On The Farm
Funny Children Jokes - Peeing In The Pool
Funny Children Jokes - Baby Drink
Funny Children Jokes - Riding In Cars With Boys

Related Links For Children Jokes

RSS Feed For Children Jokes

Code To Link Children Jokes On MySpace Friendster Facebook Hi5 Bebo Multiply MyYearBook Blog or Forum

Create a Link

For Forums

Plain Text

Children Jokes - Potential And Reality

Funny Jokes RSS Feed | See all Feeds

Subscribe To Our Daily Newsletter - Join Our Email List

Video Cloud

And

Funny Jokes
KEEPMEWIDESTOK

Site Archive

Videos : A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z 0
Noolmusic.com Staff - Email Us - Disclaimer - Privacy Policy
Site updated on December 28, 2009 | 28/12/2009
Best Of Youtube, Dailymotion, MySpace, Metacafe Videos And Internet Video On One Site