Funny Jokes - Top 10 signs that your website was hacked by lamer
10) They brag about stealing all the software off your site, www.freeware.com.
09) 'Feedback on my hacking? E-mail me at the address below.'
08) The end of their political message reads, 'This hack best viewed with Internet Explorer 4.0 or above.'
07) Their lone devious act of 'vandalism' was to correct all your spelling errors.
06) The KKK logo they left uses white letters on a white background.
05) Pamela Lee has clothes on now.
04) 'pHaNtOm' tried to disable your retail website by using his American Express platinum card to purchase your entire inventory.
03) Someone broke into your credit card database and stole 400,000 middle initials.
02) Hacked into www.Playboy.com just to read the articles. and the Number 1 Sign Your Website Was Hacked by Dumb Guys...
01) Calls himself 'Dr. Evil' and demands that he will unleash an attack on the entire world and bring the internet to a screeching halt unless he receives '$100, in small bills.'
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