Funny Jokes - Windows 98 Source Code
/* Source Code to Windows 98 */
#include 'win31.h'
#include 'win95.h'
#include 'evenmore.h'
#include 'oldstuff.h'
#include 'billrulz.h'
#include 'monopoly.h'
#define INSTALL = HARD
char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
void main()
{
while(!CRASHED)
{
display_copyright_message();
display_bill_rules_message();
do_nothing_loop();
if (first_time_installation)
{
make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
do_nothing_loop();
totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
disable_Netscape();
disable_RealPlayer();
disable_Corel_Products();
hang_system();
write_something(anything);
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
do_some_stuff();
if (still_not_crashed)
{
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
basically_run_windows_3.1();
do_nothing_loop();
do_nothing_loop();
if (detect_cache())
disable_cache();
if (fast_cpu())
{
set_wait_states(lots);
set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
set_mouse(action, jumpy);
set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
/* printf('Welcome to Windows 3.11'); */
/* printf('Welcome to Windows 95'); */
printf('Welcome to Windows 98');
if (system_ok())
crash(to_dos_prompt)
else
system_memory = open('a:\swp0001.swp', O_CREATE);
while(something)
{
sleep(5);
get_user_input();
sleep(5);
act_on_user_input();
sleep(5);
create_general_protection_fault();
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