Funny Jokes - 911 calls
911 CALLS - The following exchanges are taken
from transcripts of 911 calls:
Caller: 'I'd like to make a unanimous complaint, so don't
use my name.'
Caller: 'I'm reporting a deer on the road. I almost hit it.'
Call-taker: 'Is the deer alive?'
Caller: 'Oh, no, it's run over. Many, many cars. Again and again, and - OH NO!!! NOT AGAIN!'
Caller: 'Am I talking to a real person, or is this a recording?'
Caller: 'We might (cough) need the fire department here (cough).'
Caller: 'Is it okay for a civilian to take a person to the hospital, or does the ambulance have to do it?'
Caller: 'He's not breathing!'
Call-taker: 'Can you get the phone close to him?
Caller: 'WHY? You want to hear he's not breathing, too?'
Call-taker: 'Does she have any weapons?'
Caller: 'Well, she has real long finger nails.'
Call-taker: 'We'll need a description of him.'
Caller: 'He's a lawyer.'
Caller: 'No, she just didn't fall...I helped her!'
Complaint about a stolen mailbox:
Call-taker: 'What is your address?'
Caller: 'It's gone.'
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