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A man leaves a bar, gets into his car and drives away. A mile down the road, he's stopped by a police officer.

The officer walked up to the driver's side window holding a Breathalyzer and said, 'Good evening sir. We're testing for drunk driving. Would you please blow into this machine?'

The man replied, 'I'm sorry, I can't do that. I have asthma. If I blow in that machine, I will get out of air'.

'In that case, I'm going to have to ask you to come back to the station for a blood test.'

The man said, 'I can't do that. I have anemia and if you stick a needle in me I will bleed to death.'.

The officer said, 'Then you'll have to get out and walk 5 yards along this white line.'

'Can't do that either,' said the man.

The officer was getting irritated. 'And why not?'

'Because I'm dead drunk.'

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