Funny Jokes - A Scotsman, an Englishman, and a Welshman.
A Scotsman, a Welshman, and an Englishman all agree to participate in an experiment where they are locked up alone for a year, given only food and water, to see how they cope. Each is allowed one luxury. The Scotsman selects a few crates of whiskey, staggers in, and settles down happily as the door closes. The Welshman chooses a sheep, and ignoring all the looks given by the technicians, wanders into his confinement. The Englishman chooses a crate of cigarettes, and heads into his cell, dying for a smoke.
In one year, they are let out. The Scotsman staggers out, collects his money, and heads home, grinning widely. The Welshman's cell is open, the sheep dashes out and over the hill, never to be seen again, but the Welshman collects his money, and returns home. The Englishman's cell is then opened, and he asks 'Well, I say, my good chaps, does anyone have a match?'
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