Funny Jokes - A wee genie
A Welshman, an Englishman, and a Scotsman stumble upon a magic lamp. They rub it, and oot pops a genie.
'Aye,m Top o' the mornin' t'ye! I am the requisite Irishman, and a genie as well! I shall give ye one joke each!'
The Welshman asks for his fields tae be full o' sheep. He wuid.
The Englishman, however, is quite a snob, and asks for a wall to be built around the English Hame Counties, tae prevent the Scots, Farmers, and Aither mitigating people from getting in.
Befair the Scot makes his wish, he asks tae ken muir about the wall.
'Aye, t'be sure, laddie! It's fifty feet tall, made o' the best materials, waterproof, airproof, bombproof, shockproof! The Home Counties are safe!'
'Weel then! Fill it oop wi' water, laddie!'
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