Funny Jokes - Bull of Samoa
China, New Zealand, New England, and Samoa were all building a big Tower for their leaders. So after they were done building the tower each leader wanted to make a toast. China went first. He steps up and says 'I want to make a toast to the Great Wall of China!' All of the Chinese people cheered. Then, the leader of New Zealand steps up and he says 'I want to make a toast to the green grass of New Zealand!' Everyone from New Zealand now cheered. Then the Prince of New England steps up and he says 'I want to make a toast to my mom the Queen of New England!' So everyone from New England cheered. Then finally a drunk Samoan from Samoa was about to toast but his leader tried to stop him but he couldn't so the drunk Samoan says '(I want to make a toast to the Bull of Samoa. Everyone freezes and they say 'The Bull of Samoa... What is that?' Then he says, 'Yeah the Bull of Samoa - The Bull of Samoa jumps over the Great Wall of China, takes a crap on the green grass of New Zealand and bones the Queen of New England.
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