Funny Jokes - How do you spell that ?
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage in
animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their
conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of
the men say the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come
once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee
twice. Den I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we
don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin abouta sex? Imma justs
tella my friend how to spella Mississippi."
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