Funny Jokes - Medicine Matters
An English doctor said 'Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks'.
A German doctor said 'That's nothing! In Germany, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks'.
A Russian doctor said, 'In my country medicine is so advanced, we can take half a heart from one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks'.
The New York State doctor, not to be outdone, said 'Hah! We are about to take a half a brain out of Arkansas, put her in the Senate, and half the state will be looking for work the next day!'
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