Funny Jokes - Mexican Bungee Jumping
Two Americans are thinking of a new business venture.
Chap 1: 'Mexico has never had bungee jumping, lad!!'
Chap 2: 'Let's go!'
They go to Mexico and set up. A big crowd gathers.
Chap 1: 'I'll jump down, and they'll see me. We'll get a lot of business.'
Chap 2: 'Okay!'
Chap 1: 'Just wait for me.'
He jumps.
Ten minutes later, he doesn't come back. Thirty minutes later, he doesn't come back. Fifty minutes later, he doesn't come back. Finally, an hour later, he comes back, but he is bloody broken and beaten.
Chap 2: 'What happened to you?'
Chap 1: 'I don't know, but what the heck is a piņata?'
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