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Funny Jokes - Death Row


Amanpreet was on death row for the violent murder of a blonde neighbour.

He was spending his last days in San Quentin. Before long, the Execution Order came down and the warden visited 'Preet's cell.

'Lizard Pecker,' the warden said (calling Amanpreet by his translated name), 'you know tonight's the last night.'

'Yes, sir, I know.'

'You'll be having your last meal. You can have just about anything you'd like. Anything special you'd like?'

'Well, I'd like to try some of those mushrooms.'

'Mushrooms?'

'Yes sir. I was always afraid they'd turn out to be poisonous . . .

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