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| | Funny Jokes - The Top 15 Cool Things About Having a Beer Belly
15> Doubles as a convenient TV tray for nachos and beer.
14> 96% less likely to be pestered by annoying sorority girls.
13> Use your kid's action figures to play 'Survivor' while in the bath -- on your very own hairy island!
12> Great way to meet cute female cardiologists.
11> Understanding mothers give up their seat on the subway.
10> You no longer feel like an outcast at the bowling alley.
9> Small penis? Out of sight, out of mind!
8> The bliss of knowing that its 'yin' meshes perfectly with your butt crack's 'yang.'
7> Instant 'street cred' in biker bars worldwide.
6> Playground pecking order makes that geeky Zima-bellied kid your bitch.
5> Prevents dribbled beer from rusting your NASCAR belt buckle.
4> Allows you to fit perfectly into the concave embrace of waifish supermodels.
3> When you lie in bed watching 'NYPD Blue,' it conveniently obscures Dennis Franz's ass.
2> Irrefutable proof that you really really really really really REALLY like beer.
1> May be light-sabered open to provide warmth if you're ever in danger of freezing to death on an ice planet.
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