Gross Jokes - The Cross-eyed Cow - Funny Jokes

Comment Generator

Customize V2

Games

Video Playlist

MySpace

Funny Jokes - The Cross-Eyed Cow

One day, a farmer was tending to his livestock when he noticed that one of his cows was completely cross-eyed. He called up a veterinarian friend of his who told him to bring in his cow. The vet took one look at the cow, stuck a tube up the cow's butt, and blew into the tube until the cow's eyes straightened out. The vet charged the farmer a hundred bucks, and the farmer went home happy. About a week later, the cow's eyes were cross-eyed again, but this time the farmer figured he could probably take care of it himself. So he called his hired hand over, and together they put a tube up the cow's butt. The farmer put his lips to the tube and started to blow. Strangely, nothing happened, so he asked his hired hand to give it a try. The hired hand removed the tube, turned it around, put it in the cow's butt and started to blow.

"What are you doing?" asked the farmer, horrified.

"Well, I wasn't gonna use the side that YOU had put your lips on."

Next Funny Joke

Funny Jokes - Gross Jokes

Funny Gross Jokes - Mustard -- A Tragic Story
Funny Gross Jokes - Stinkin Proof
Funny Gross Jokes - The Last Southern Virgin
Funny Gross Jokes - Closest Shave Ever
Funny Gross Jokes - Split Up The Middle
Funny Gross Jokes - Little Green Balls
Funny Gross Jokes - Leper Stew
Funny Gross Jokes - Troubled Man
Funny Gross Jokes - Bed Football
Funny Gross Jokes - Doorprize
Funny Gross Jokes - Winnie The Pooh

Funny Jokes - Gross Jokes

Funny Gross Jokes - Intellectual Bathroom Graffiti
Funny Gross Jokes - Biting
Funny Gross Jokes - Jingle Balls
Funny Gross Jokes - Little Boy Blue
Funny Gross Jokes - Types Of People Youd Meet In A Bathroom
Funny Gross Jokes - What A Gasser
Funny Gross Jokes - Flies On Poo
Funny Gross Jokes - That S Meaty
Funny Gross Jokes - I Dont Like My Brother
Funny Gross Jokes - Hot Lunch

Funny Jokes - Gross Jokes

Funny Gross Jokes - Dump List
Funny Gross Jokes - You So Ugly
Funny Gross Jokes - Pretty Hair
Funny Gross Jokes - Star Dreck
Funny Gross Jokes - Very Robust Zacklies
Funny Gross Jokes - Elevator Scene
Funny Gross Jokes - Farting Into The Great Beyond
Funny Gross Jokes - Milking It
Funny Gross Jokes - Chips And Dip

Related Links For Gross Jokes

RSS Feed For Gross Jokes

Code To Link Gross Jokes On MySpace Friendster Facebook Hi5 Bebo Multiply MyYearBook Blog or Forum

Create a Link

For Forums

Plain Text

Gross Jokes - The Cross-eyed Cow

Funny Jokes RSS Feed | See all Feeds

Subscribe To Our Daily Newsletter - Join Our Email List

Video Cloud

The

Cow

Funny Jokes
KEEPMEWIDESTOK

Site Archive

Videos : A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z 0
Noolmusic.com Staff - Email Us - Disclaimer - Privacy Policy
Site updated on December 25, 2009 | 25/12/2009
Best Of Youtube, Dailymotion, MySpace, Metacafe Videos And Internet Video On One Site