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Little Johnny paints a sign: WE MOVE ANYTHING FOR A DIME; then tells his buddy Roy to get his fire-wagon and both sit under a shade tree in Little Johnny's front yard, waiting for business.

Kathy, across the street, is not to be outdone: Her sign says WE MOVE ANYTHING FOR A NICKEL; tells Nellie to get her fire-wagon and both sit in Kathy's yard.

Johnny's pissed. How DARE that GIRL? Then, a flash and Johnny hauls Roy across the street. 'Let's get some laughs.'

Johnny asked Kathy, 'Say, you move ANYTHING?'

'Sure, Johnny. Give me a nickel and I'll prove it to you.'

Johnny hands her a nickel. Kathy then says, 'So, what do you want moved, Johnny?'

'Ha! I want you to move my BOWELS!' Johnny starts cracking up laughing.

Kathy thinks for a few seconds. She then turns to Nellie and softly says, 'Here, Nellie, hold this nickel while I beat the shit out of this kid.'

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