Funny Jokes - Famous Mothers
PAUL REVERE'S MOTHER: 'I don't care where you think you have to go, young man, midnight is past your curfew.'
MONA LISA'S MOTHER: 'After all that money your father and I spent on braces, that's the biggest smile you can give us?'
COLUMBUS' MOTHER: 'I don't care what you've discovered, you still could have written!'
MICHELANGELO'S MOTHER: 'Can't you paint on walls like other children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling?'
NAPOLEON'S MOTHER: 'All right, if you aren't hiding your report card inside your jacket, take your hand out of there and show me.'
ABRAHAM LINCOLN'S MOTHER: 'Again with the stovepipe hat? Can't you just wear a baseball cap like the other kids?'
MARY'S MOTHER: 'I'm not upset that your lamb followed you to school, but I would like to know how he got a better grade than you.'
ALBERT EINSTEIN'S MOTHER: 'But it's your senior picture. Can't you do something about your hair? Styling gel, mousse, something . . .?'
GEORGE WASHINGTON'S MOTHER: 'The next time I catch you throwing money across the Potomac, you can kiss your allowance good-bye!'
JONAH'S MOTHER: 'That's a nice story. Now tell me where you've really been for the last forty years.'
THOMAS EDISON'S MOTHER: 'Of course I'm proud that you invented the electric light bulb. Now turn it off and get to bed!'
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