Funny Jokes - Gift for the teacher
It was the end of the school year and the students were
giving their teacher gifts. The teacher knew the
profession of the kids' parents so she would guess what
they got her.
The florists daughter gave her a box, she put it over
her head and shook it. 'Are they flowers?' asked the
teacher, the student replied, 'How did you know?'
Then the candy shop owner's son came with a box, she
put it over her head and said 'Is it candy?' The
student said 'How'd you know??'
Then the liquor store owner's son, Johnny, came and the
teacher saw the box leaking. She put her tongue on it
and sucked the juice and said 'Is it wine?' Johnny
shook his head.Then she licked it again, 'Vodka?'
Johnny replied 'Nuh-uhn! It's a puppy!!!'
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